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rescue detox instructions

Rescue detox instructions

Karen told her to drink Rescue an hour before “cleansing time,” then refill the bottle with water twice and drink that within 30 minutes. She was then supposed to pee three times, after which she should be good to go for three to five hours. Quite a lot of work!

When it comes to balancing a professional life with even a casual weed habit, American stoners have a delicate line to walk. Despite being recreationally legal in nine states and medicinally legal in 29, the federal ban on marijuana consumption means employers across the country have the right to refuse or terminate the employment of anyone who fails a drug test for THC.
There are several of these on the market, “cleansing supplements” that, at a glance, seem to be nothing more than herbal energy drinks. On the back of each bottle, the language used is deliberately vague.

In the photo above, you’ll see Jolene’s first pre-drink test. It is very positive. The “C” on the test stands for “Control.” The line next to it appears whether the test is negative or positive. The “T” stands for “Test.” If a line appears in “T,” the test is negative. If no line appears, the test is positive. As you can see above, Jolene was not able to produce a “T” line because she is high af.
For context, Jolene’s marijuana consumption is probably slightly, but not much, below average for stoners. She smokes a bowl most days after work, and blazes up two to three times a day on the weekends. Occasionally she’ll have an edible or do a dab, but says she usually sticks to traditional smoking methods—bowls, bongs, and joints. Most of these drinks caution “heavy” users to double their dosage, or go with a more concentrated version, so if you smoke more or less than Jolene, you’re likely to have different results. And none of the results we got here should be considered scientific or at all conclusive.
These drinks can be expensive—up to $60 a pop—but that’s a small price to pay when your job may be on the line. They all offer the same thing: a same-day, temporary fix for your THC-tainted piss, so long as you use ‘em exactly as directed.
The drug tests we purchased are pretty standard pee tests. Basically you wee into a cup, take the cap off the drug test, and then submerge the little rectangular piece at the end for about ten seconds. Results take about five minutes. The test we bought for the purposes of this experiment are used specifically to detect THC and nothing else.
Our test was simple. We ordered a ten-pack of THC pee tests from Amazon for $7.99, and recruited a regular recreational weed smoker—a 28-year-old woman we’ll call “Jolene”—to test out these drinks over the course of a week without altering her normal weed habits. She’d try out one drink every two days, and take a control test before starting each one to make sure she was still testing positive before drinking them. Then she’d follow the directions on each bottle and see whether she could piss herself clean.

As such, we decided to put three brands to the test:

From the Stinger Detox to the Detoxify Xxtraclean Herbal Cleanse & Rescue Detox, we tested these detox drinks that say they’ll help you pass a urine test.

Rescue detox instructions

17oz: Intended for those that weigh less than 200lbs or have high toxin levels. Shake well and drink entire contents. Refill bottle 2 more times with water and drink within 30 minutes.

3. You should not eat any food before and after taking a detox product. Food will absorb the detox and weaken it’s powers. It is recommended that you not eat for 3 hours before and after taking detox. If you must eat, avoid foods that are fatty, greasy, or filling.
We understand the importance of cleansing your body of unwanted toxins and free radicals, that’s why we take great satisfaction in providing you with healthy and effective cleansing products. You won’t find any artificial flavors, synthetic dyes, or artificial sweeteners inside this bottle because we don’t use any.

1. It is imperative that you are toxin free for as long as possible before your cleansing deadline. 48 hours of toxin free time before a cleansing deadline is recommended but not totally necessary.
2. Water is a catalyst in the body for purification. Increasing your water consumption in the days before your cleansing deadline is very helpful in the cleansing process. HOWEVER, the day of your cleansing deadline is different as you will need to be careful to not drink too much water. Follow specific instructions on the detox packaging for the appropriate amount of water to consume on the day of your cleansing deadline.
Following these simple rules will substantially increase your odds of being ready for your cleansing event.
32oz: Intended for those that weigh more than 200lbs or have extreme toxin levels. Shake well and drink entire contents. Refill bottle with water and drink within 30 minutes.
What you will find are pure extracts of wholesome ingredients like Cranberry and Pomegranate. We even use flower and vegetable extracts to color our products and Stevia Leaf extract to naturally sweeten them. But more importantly, we use the power of Science to unlock and discover the full potential of some of Mother Nature’s strongest detoxifiers in order to help you on your journey towards total body purity.

4. Once you take Detox it is important to urinate. Your body has toxins in it and after taking the detox your body will need to expel these toxins via urination. It takes most people 3 urinations after taking a detox product to remove the unwanted toxins from their body in order to be cleansed. And it takes most people about 60 to 90 minutes before they can urinate 3 times. Once you have urinated 3 times your body will be cleansed and this cleansing effect will last for about 5 hours.

Rescue Detox ICE Drinks Rescue Detox ICE Drinks – 17oz & 32oz We understand the importance of cleansing your body of unwanted toxins and free radicals, that’s why we take great