What about dilution? How much water should your drink?
Cooper: There’s a rhyme that says, “The solution to pollution is dilution.” There’s a lot of truth to that. The problem is when we dilute and drink a lot of water—the idea is to drink it an hour before your test—you pee really nothing but water. The amounts of THC are not high enough to be detectable. The problem is that the color of the urine is the same color as pure water. When they see that, it’s usually flagged as a test that’s been tampered with. That’s why a lot of these products, these detox drinks, they tell you to drink a lot of water with it. But it has niacin and other colorings added to it on purpose so your urine is a normal color after diluting.
What do you think is the best way to beat a dirty urine?
Cooper: The detox business is a multi-million dollar industry. It’s such a competitive money-maker because there are so many people being drug tested. It’s gangster out there, man, it’s such a big business because the drinks and these products do work. They keep people out of jail. I have one page that’s called “How To Pass Your Drug Test.” I’ve worked on it for over eight years now, and it’s received millions and millions of views. On that page, there’s a link to the products that I have used that worked and the products I endorse. On Never Get Busted and the “How to Pass Your Drug Test” page I teach how to pass the drug test, how to use the product properly, and people can click on the links that order the product.
You always hear people talk about putting bleach or detergent in the urine and the like, any truths to these home remedies?
Armentano: Well, there’s different strategies people employ prior to taking a test. With a product that is going to lower the sensitivity of the test. Another option is the use of an adulterant, which is something that is added to the sample itself in hopes that that’s going to create a false negative result. When it comes to the latter adulterants, again that’s your sort of perfect example of a cat-and-mouse game. There are certainly products that, when added to urine, can throw off the sensitivity of the test. In most cases, over time, the drug testing industry becomes aware of what those adulterants are, and they either begin to screen for the adulterant itself, or they check some sort of composition of the urine that they anticipate will be altered when an adulterant is used.
Are their any over the counter or internet products you recommend?
Armentano: I wouldn’t feel comfortable endorsing any product. Particularly products that are sold over the internet.
Cooper: Test Clear and Pass Your Test. I know that shit works. For the last 12 years I’ve been working to keep people out of jail. These detox drinks do that. And the detox products for the hair follicles [work also]. I’ve been doing this a long time. They work.
Paul Armentano: This is a game of cat and mouse. There are products that work for a period of time. And then the drug testing industry becomes aware of such products, and they impose countermeasures that tend to make the use of those products obsolete. Then the industry that has sprung up to try and help people thwart drug tests comes up with new potential strategies. That sort of cat-and-mouse game has literally been going on for decades. I’d also add that most of the products available in those sort of facilities that involve consuming any sort of fluid, by and large, are simply diuretics and they may work to some degree, but they’re largely overpriced and they certainly over promise.
Armentano: The test itself is screening for metabolites, which are breakdown products of certain active drugs. The test is going to be more sensitive or more likely to detect those metabolites when the urine is concentrated. The less concentrated or the more diluted the sample is, the less sensitive or accurate the test is going to be. Consuming any sort of fluid, but particularly diuretic fluids, in the hours prior to a test is going to lead to a less concentrated sample, and thus is going to lead to a less sensitive test result. But of course, drug testing labs are well aware of people trying to dilute their urine through the use of fluids, and there’s a number of different ways they try to test to see if a sample is overly diluted or not. Again, it’s all cat-and-mouse kind of game.
I’m not an expert and I’ve never heard of a magic bullet, but from being involved with drugs, being around addicts and ex-addicts, and from my own experiences I know cocaine, heroin, and speed are all out of your system in a couple of days. The same for LSD, which I’m not even sure can be tested for. Weed is the tough one, though, especially for a hardcore smoker. THC stays in your body for up to three weeks or more if the person is hefty. It gets in your fat cells. The important thing to remember is to drink a ton of water and try to pee it out beforehand. You don’t want to give them concentrated morning piss. You want it as diluted as possible when you take the test. That’s what I’ve learned taking literally hundreds of urine tests. I’ve also written about the many ways that prisoners beat them.
Armentano: Abstinence is the only sure-fire way to beat a drug test. And of course, drug tests and labs are human. It’s even possible that somebody may have never been exposed to illicit drugs and could have an unfortunate incidence where their test comes back positive anyway. That’s why our samples are generally split into an A sample and a B sample. In case something like that happens.
Some of the detoxifying drinks may work.
Now, this is a thing, you’ll get lots of high-priced THC detox pills marketed to you online. THC metabolites do work slightly differently, in that they attach to fat cells. So THC detox pills claim to draw more metabolites out through your bowels.
So say it was going to take you 10 days to get clean naturally. If you do a 10-day Toxin Rid course, you could be clean in five days. You should really take the length the course tailored to how long it is before your drug test.
Toxin Rid is a really powerful, a blend of natural ingredients that helps to eliminate toxins from the body a far faster rate than it can naturally. In my experience up to 50% faster, so if you do the 10 day course, and a natural detox will take you two weeks, then you could be clean in a week.
- Don’t take in any more toxins
- Avoid things like tobacco, alcohol, and caffeine
- Avoid greasy foods
- Choose a high in fiber, lean meat, and vegetables
- Drink plenty of water
- Visit the sauna regularly
- Go to the toilet frequently to flush out toxins
- Exercise daily
The thing is, you might read that drugs leave your system quite quickly. You take whatever it is, you get high, it’s converted in the blood to metabolites, and within a few days, those metabolites work their way out. Cool, you are good to go and submit your sample.
The Rescue 5 Day Permanent Detox is an affordable five-day detox course. You take certain groups of pills on each day, and they will help to speed up your body’s natural elimination of toxins.
So you get the Toxin Rid seven day course, and during the seven days leading up to your test, you take them. Alongside a natural detox, you should be clean, unless you are a chronic drug user, especially a chronic weed smoker. I would recommend the 10-day course if you have the time, as that will clear out pretty much anybody.
But that only if you are a very light user. If you smoke a joint a week, then fine. If you are smoking half a dozen joints a week, or even more, then those drug metabolites build up in your system and can take weeks to work their way out. This is especially the case with weed, as THC metabolites attach to fat cells in the body more readily than most other drug metabolites.
However, you don’t get tested through your bowels. You would still need to do a natural detox, and you still need to address the fact that most metabolites from any drugs still come out of your bladder.
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