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When you have car trouble, you call AAA. But if you live in Drake & Josh’s universe, you call AAAA. Mrs. Hayfer gave the fake company a ring to help get her car out of her classroom after (spoiler!) Mindy put it in there. This fake brand is totally a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment.

[Note: Nickelodeon and MTV News are both owned by Viacom.]
We just want to play our Tekmates on the way to Build-a-Bra

iCarly was totally on to something with its Build-A-Bear parody. Who wouldn’t want to build a bra that glows in the dark?
The Dan Schneider universe jump-started the careers of Drake Bell, Josh Peck, Miranda Cosgrove, Ariana Grande, and others, but it also gave us some of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at life) knockoff brands known to mankind. Need a Pintendo GS? Drake & Josh has you covered. In the market for a Sham-Pow? Look no further than iCarly.
Since no one seemed to like Windows XP back in the day, maybe Quinn Pensky’s Quinndows QP would fare better? Zoey begged Quinn for the computer operating system as part of a never-ending favor chain on Zoey 101, but Quinn confessed Mark Del Figgalo spilled clam juice (huh?) on her hard drive, and dreams were now dead. Womp womp.
While Gibby’s brother, Guppy, hung out at Funk E. Fester’s — a parody of Chuck E. Cheese’s — and waited for Spencer to quit goofing off on iCarly, he started reading Nifty Shades of Beige. We’re not his parents, but that Fifty Shades of Grey knockoff seems a tad inappropriate for a kid.
Forget the GameCube. Josh’s grammy sent him the coveted GameSphere as a gift on Drake & Josh, and we’ve been wanting to play that bad boy since 2004. It’s spherical! SPHERICAL!

Ikea, who? The Hollywood Arts gang from Victorious took on Wanko’s Warehouse during a mega-sale, and we def wanted in on their deals. (We hope Wanko’s stuff was easier to put together than Ikea’s.)

We just want to play our Tekmates on the way to Build-a-Bra

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These are accessories sold by the PearStore for your PearProducts:

  • Earbuds
  • Over-Ear Headphones
  • PearPhone cases
  • PearProduct chargers
  • Freddie- A Former Employee at the Pear Store. He used to walk around helping people chose which Pear Product they want to purchase.
  • Sam- A Former Supervisor at the Pear Store. She started out as a regular Employee, but then Natalie made her a Supervisor.

The Pear Store, which was first seen in iPear Store, is a parody of the Apple Store. The Pear Store sells all products from the Pear Company. One is located in Seattle and managed by Natalie. The store’s former employees are Sam and Freddie, and its current employees include Trey, Kevin, Woody, and many others.
This is what has been seen being sold at the PearStore so far:
The list of people who work at the Seattle Pear Store

  • iPear – The all-in-one desktop computer.
  • PearBook Classic – The laptop with classic features, from an older model, redesigned.
  • PearBook 4 – The new laptop with a colored back.
  • PearPod Touch – The PearPod with PearOS, and PearChat.
  • PearPhone XT – The phone with a Pear shape, and a Personal Assistant.
  • PearPad 2 – The tablet with a Pear shape.
  • PearTV – The internet delivering device for your widescreen TV.
  • PearPort Express – The wi-fi delivering device that can go anywhere.
  • PearPort Extreme – The wi-fi delivering device for stay at home use.
  • PearCapsule – The all-in-one wi-fi delivering, computer back upper for any home, office or classroom.
  • PearCare – The protective warranty for your PearProducts.
  • PearPhone GX – Mentioned in Victorious, Next Gen. version of the XT.
  • Natalie- The boss of the Pear Store.
  • Trey- An Employee at the Pear Store. Usually at the Brilliance Bar.
  • Woody- An Employee at the Pear Store. Usually selling cases.
  • Kevin- An Employee at the Pear Store.
  • Ashley – An Employee at the Pear Store. Mentioned to be working in the Brilliance Bar in IHire An Idiot.

The Brilliance Bar is a section of the PearStore, where Pear Company experts work to help the coustomer with purchases, problems and questions. It is a parody of the Genius Bar seen in Apple Stores.

The Pear Store, which was first seen in iPear Store, is a parody of the Apple Store. The Pear Store sells all products from the Pear Company. One is located in Seattle and managed by Natalie. The store’s former employees are Sam and Freddie, and its current employees include Trey, Kevin, Woody…