Friday September 18, 2015
Instead, here are three ways to pass a drug test:
You’ll need to make your pee yellow, and the best way to do this is by using vitamin B. Vitamin B-2 or B-12 seem to be the most effective for this purpose, so stop by your local drug store and take 50-100mg several hours before your test.
The primary method of passing a urine drug test is to dilute your urine enough where it will be below the 50 ng/mL threshold. It’s a simple as that, but with a hitch. Drug testing labs are on the lookout for diluted urine samples. So in order to be an effective technique, you need not only dilute your urine, but to mask the fact that your urine is diluted.
Workplace drug tests typically involve urinalysis (testing your pee) for metabolites. Metabolites are a byproduct of a substance after it has been processed by your body. When you consume marijuana, the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) levels in your blood stream will immediately increase. As your body cleanses the THC out of your blood stream, metabolites are left behind.
With this number in mind, most people can assume their body will be clean of THC metabolites within 3-4 weeks — more or less depending on frequency, body weight and amount consumed.
It makes sense that the healthier you are, the better off you’ll be (in all aspects in life). When it comes to THC and its metabolites, they have less of a chance of storing themselves in your body fat, if there isn’t a lot of body fat in the first place! Having said this, everyone has varying metabolisms that break down THC at different rates. Although exercise can potentially push THC back into your blood stream at a faster rate, this doesn’t mean that you should throw away healthy habits into the wind. Simply maintain a healthy lifestyle and don’t work out too much before a test.
Note that THC, the cannabinoid known for its psychoactive effects, is responsible for getting you “high.” Having said this, both THC and the non-psychoactive metabolite, THC-COOH, will remain in your body’s fat tissue for varying lengths of time depending on a variety of factors.
There are a handful of factors that will help you determine how much THC and THC-COOH are in your body after any length of time, post-consumption.
Whether you’re applying for a new job or trying to hold on to the one you’ve got, passing a marijuana drug test can be an important step. Here are several tips on how to clean THC out of your system, starting with a weed detox.
And there is absolutely no way on earth you can artificially push all those toxins out of your system so you could be clean in that short length of time.
For this, you will need a sample of high-quality synthetic urine. Forget the home remedy of trying to get your mates clean piss, you’re going to need something better than that. Not only does real urine spoils quickly, you’ve still got the problems around temperature, and trusting your friend has not actually been taking something themselves which is still in their urine.
However, I do want to talk about the Certo method, as it links into me mentioning eating large amount of fat.
Some are just simple, like drinking lots of water. However, the more liquid you drink the more diluted your urine will become. Diluted urine samples are rejected. So you can’t just drink lots of liquid to flush yourself out. And that’s not cleaning out your system permanently.
I’ll also tell you the exact strategies you can use, should you decide that you just don’t have time to clean out your system properly. It is possible to pass a drug test with only 24 hours notice, but only if you know what’s possible, and what’s not possible.
- The Certo Sure Jell method
- Drinking cranberry juice
- Drinking baking soda
- Drinking lemon juice/vinegar/apple juice
- Using diuretics (things that make you urinate frequently)
- Taking in large amounts of vitamins (usually vitamin B)
- Eating large amounts of fat
If you do nothing about it, then yes you’re screwed. The chances are you will fail a drug test in 24 hours time.
So sure, you could use both of those methods to draw more THC metabolites out through your bowels in the lead up to a drug test. But unless you’re lucky enough to have light toxin exposure, and do not have any more THC metabolites passing out of your system when you give your sample, then you’re going to still have to learn how to mask the toxins in your system.
So you’ve been told you’ve got a drug test tomorrow, or you think you could have one soon. In panic you’re looking around online the fastest way to clean out your system in 24 hours, or even less.
So you've been told you've got a drug test tomorrow, or you think you could have one soon. In panic you're looking around online the fastest way to clean out your system in 24 hours, or even less.But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?