Depending on what you consume (flower vs. concentrates) and even the quality of what you consume (top shelf flower vs. schwag) will greatly effect how much THC and THC-COOH are released into your body.
Instead, here are three ways to pass a drug test:
Typically speaking, psychoactive THC cannabinoids can be found in the system for 1-2 days after consumption for very infrequent users, while those who consume everyday can expect it to remain in your body for longer.
It makes sense that the healthier you are, the better off you’ll be (in all aspects in life). When it comes to THC and its metabolites, they have less of a chance of storing themselves in your body fat, if there isn’t a lot of body fat in the first place! Having said this, everyone has varying metabolisms that break down THC at different rates. Although exercise can potentially push THC back into your blood stream at a faster rate, this doesn’t mean that you should throw away healthy habits into the wind. Simply maintain a healthy lifestyle and don’t work out too much before a test.
Workplace drug tests typically involve urinalysis (testing your pee) for metabolites. Metabolites are a byproduct of a substance after it has been processed by your body. When you consume marijuana, the tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) levels in your blood stream will immediately increase. As your body cleanses the THC out of your blood stream, metabolites are left behind.
- Urinalysis (UA) is the most common type of drug test. It’s used in many businesses because it’s less expensive than other modes of testing and is fairly accurate. Note that urine drug tests detect THC-COOH (metabolized THC), versus THC itself.
- Blood Test identifies THC in your bloodstream. Unlike urinalysis, a blood test will show impairment. For those who rarely consume, THC might not be measurable several hours afterwards, however for those who use everyday, THC could remain in your bloodstream for a much longer period of time.
- Hair Test is a less common form of testing, however does take place in some work places. Because it measures THC-COOH remainders in the hair follicle over the past several months, it’s often difficult to get around this one. Don’t worry though, you do have options available which we address below.
If you’re on a tight time frame, then you probably just received notice about a marijuana drug test and need answers now. Thankfully, there are many detoxification products available (which we cover below) to help your body rid itself of harmful toxins in approximately a week. They’re successful by leveraging herbal supplements to cleanse your body. Be sure to use a home drug test kit after to ensure you’re fully clean of THC.
Forget detox pills, detox programs or detox kits! A normal healthy, in shape person can rid their body of toxins in 4-6 weeks with a great diet, water and plenty of exercise. Obviously, those with a fast metabolism, lower water retention and overall low BMI will be able to do this faster.
Friday September 18, 2015
Whether you’re applying for a new job or trying to hold on to the one you’ve got, passing a marijuana drug test can be an important step. Here are several tips on how to clean THC out of your system, starting with a weed detox.
None of these methods will really work. So please don’t waste your time, because you will just get caught, and none of them are even close to the fastest way to clean out your system.
High-quality synthetic urine like Clear Choice Sub Solution is the answer here. It’s very complex in formula, you only need about 10 minutes to prepare it with some water and get it warm, using the included heat activator powder.
But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?
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The only way you can is if it happens naturally. If you smoked a joint three days ago, and that’s the first one you smoked in months, then you’re probably clean tomorrow anyway.
However, I do want to talk about the Certo method, as it links into me mentioning eating large amount of fat.
The reason you’ll read about this sort of thing is that weed metabolites predominantly come out through your bowels rather than your bladder. So if you can encourage more of them to be attached to bile, which is caused by consuming fat, then you can draw more out through the bladder.
If you do nothing about it, then yes you’re screwed. The chances are you will fail a drug test in 24 hours time.
It doesn’t use a heatpad, it uses heat activator powder, so you don’t have any worries about a failing heatpad. You can also check the sample temperature on the way into the lab, and top up with heat activator powder to warm it up a little if needed.
So you've been told you've got a drug test tomorrow, or you think you could have one soon. In panic you're looking around online the fastest way to clean out your system in 24 hours, or even less.But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?