While Jeff Sessions seems to believe otherwise, countless studies have shown marijuana to be significantly less dangerous than other Schedule I drugs like heroin and cocaine and much safer than legal substances like alcohol and tobacco. To add insult to injury, when it comes to pre- or post-employment drug testing—which most often takes the form of a urine test—marijuana is the substance that takes the longest to get out of your system.
After three pees that, in Jolene’s words, “looked like I drank highlighter ink,” she took the test. It actually fucking worked. While the line was thin, it counted. Jolene tested negative for THC, despite having smoked several pre-noon bowls just hours before. We were both pretty shocked by this turn of events.
In the photo above, you’ll see Jolene’s first pre-drink test. It is very positive. The “C” on the test stands for “Control.” The line next to it appears whether the test is negative or positive. The “T” stands for “Test.” If a line appears in “T,” the test is negative. If no line appears, the test is positive. As you can see above, Jolene was not able to produce a “T” line because she is high af.
The drink itself was a bright, neon yellow that looked slightly radioactive. Jolene said it tasted like synthetic blueberries and had a distinct aftertaste. She chugged it down over the course of ten minutes, and then refilled the bottle twice, choking down gulp after gulp of weird-tasting water until her stomach was bursting with 1.5 liters of liquid.
“Frequent urination indicates that you are experiencing optimal cleansing.”
Our test was simple. We ordered a ten-pack of THC pee tests from Amazon for $7.99, and recruited a regular recreational weed smoker—a 28-year-old woman we’ll call “Jolene”—to test out these drinks over the course of a week without altering her normal weed habits. She’d try out one drink every two days, and take a control test before starting each one to make sure she was still testing positive before drinking them. Then she’d follow the directions on each bottle and see whether she could piss herself clean.
But do they actually, like, work? This is a question even the most diligent Googler is wont to find. As it stands, all the available information on these detox drinks seems to be either an obvious paid promotion for one brand or another, or come from anons with usernames like Stoner4Lyfe420 on eight-year old marijuana message board threads.
“Drink the entire bottle 60 to 90 minutes before your desired time.”
The drug tests we purchased are pretty standard pee tests. Basically you wee into a cup, take the cap off the drug test, and then submerge the little rectangular piece at the end for about ten seconds. Results take about five minutes. The test we bought for the purposes of this experiment are used specifically to detect THC and nothing else.
From the Stinger Detox to the Detoxify Xxtraclean Herbal Cleanse & Rescue Detox, we tested these detox drinks that say they’ll help you pass a urine test.
You also shouldn’t confuse Rescue detox ICE drink with another product marketed as Rescue detox by the same company. It’s called Rescue detox five day permanent. That’s a five day detox course of pills that is more like Toxin Rid in terms of structure, but nowhere near the same quality.
Rescue detox ICE isn’t that popular, but is it because it’s just not well known, or is it because it’s a bad detox drink? In this quick Rescue detox review, I’m going to answer that key question for you.
So the conclusion of my Rescue detox review is negative. However, I will now tell you about three better detox drinks that definitely do work:
I know a couple of people who have failed using Rescue detox. One of them straight up said that they thought they were buying Rescue Cleanse at a lower price over-the-counter in a local store. But you can’t buy Rescue Cleanse in smoke shops or anywhere like that.
I’ll also clear up a couple of misconceptions about what Rescue detox actually is. I’m a bit suspicious about it as a brand, and I’ll explain why I think they might be piggybacking a more trusted company in this review.
The million dollar question is: does Rescue detox ice work? Unfortunately, as you probably already guessed, the answer that question is almost certainly no.
I would always advise the best strategy for passing a drug test using a detox drink is to do a 48 hour detox beforehand. I would also advise you buy a one day course of Toxin Rid pills, or even better a two-day course from Test Clear as well.
But I’ll also go through the Rescue detox ice instructions, explain the difference between the ICE drink and capsules, plus I’ll give you three alternative detox drinks and an entire alternative strategy to using Rescue Detox ICE.
So as you can see, when people talk about Rescue detox, they are actually sometimes confusing four different products. But in this Rescue detox review, I am talking about Rescue detox ICE drink.
Rescue detox ICE isn't that popular, but is it because it's just not well known, or is it because it's a bad detox drink? In this quick Rescue detox review, I'm going to answer that key question for you.I'll also clear up a couple of misconceptions about what Rescue detox actually is. I'm a bit suspicious about it as a brand, and I'll explain why I think they might be piggybacking a more trusted company in this review.